Look out for Iron Will's new product, the Iron Willy™ manhood enhancment tool! With this manly device, your Mino-penis will increase in size by 10 times! That's right, your 5 incher could be a 50 incher in just seconds! And, it gives the user 50% more testosterone than the leading brand, quadrupling the users labido!

So c'mon, are you a bull or a pony? Try the Iron Willy™ today! Be pure bovine lovin' tommorrow!

[Not suitable for vegetarians, vegans, or ponies with eyes big enough to consume souls.]